About to take-off

I am at the airport about to take off and I am very excited!! I don't have much time, I might get called to the plane at any minute. Greg dropped us here in the stretch limo and it's our last trip in it because Greg is selling it. It is hot and there are lots of flies in Perth, so I'm looking forward to cooling down.

IT'S TOMMOROW

The day I'm going is tomorrow.
I am so excited.
I'm sure it'll be a great success.
I'm sorry your not invited.

At the twelfth hour I'll be at the airport.
At half past three I'll be in the plane.
Oh I know, it's approximately.
Things will never...be...the same.

When I'm Going

When I take the plane to England it will be the first of Nov.

When I take the underwater train to Paris it will be the sixth of Nov.

When I take the train to Venice it will be the ninth of Nov.

When I take the train to Rome it will be the eleventh of Nov.

When I take the ferry to Barcelona it will be the fifteenth of Nov.

When I take the plane back to England it will be the nineteenth of Nov.

When I drive to Frome it will be the twenty third of Nov. 

When I drive to Hastings it will be the twenty seventh of Nov.

When I take a flight back to Australia it will go over night so it will be the first and second of Dec.

My Expectations

On my holiday, first I'm going to Singapore but only for a bit in the Singapore Airport so we'll skip that part OK.

In the plane, I'm going to do nothing but watch movies, apart from eating and sleeping and things like that.

In England, I'm going to ride on trains and double decker buses and see beautiful buildings and churches especially St. Pauls.

In Paris, I'm going to go Disney Land and  see the Eiffel Tower.

In Venice, I'm going to go on all kinds of boats and see the Bridge of Sighs.

In Rome, I'm going to see the Colosseum and Ostia-Antica

In Spain I'm going to visit Parc Guell and  visit a chocolate mueseum

In England again, I'm driving all over the country side visiting beaches and stuff.

In Singapore again I'm not getting out of that Airport.

When I get back home I'll move house.

Where I'm going

First, on my holiday I'm flying to Singapore ( but only because I cannot get a direct flight from Australia to England).

Second, I'm flying to England ( if you were smart  would not have to tell you that).

Third, I'm  taking an underwater train to Paris ( in France).

Fourth, I'm taking a train to Venice (in Italy).

Fifth, I'm taking another train to Rome (still in Italy)

Sixth, I'm taking a ferry to Barcelona (still think I'm in Italy? Well you're wrong I'm in Spain).

Seventh, I'm flying back to England (why are you wondering why I said BACK to England)

Eighth, I'm flying back to Singapore (but only because I can't get a direct flight from England to Australia).

 Ninth, I'm flying back to Australia (if you were smart I would not have had to tell you that).

Who I'm going with

On my European holiday, I am going with ...
My brother,
 my sister,
my mum,
my dad,
and me.